Because We Hate Feet

(You don't have to hate feet, but you must love socks.)
Excite Your Basics Collection for Less Than 30 Bucks!
(via eBay)

Excite Your Basics Collection for Less Than 30 Bucks!

(via eBay)

Loudly Designed in a Sea of Beige, Brown, and Black
(via Banana Republic)
Occasionally this company makes socks that doesn’t adhere to the three B’s.

Loudly Designed in a Sea of Beige, Brown, and Black

(via Banana Republic)

Occasionally this company makes socks that doesn’t adhere to the three B’s.

A Lot of Eleven Sorted Bundled Socks
(Kindly submitted via Booktumbling)

A Lot of Eleven Sorted Bundled Socks

(Kindly submitted via Booktumbling)

Today is Lost Sock Memorial Day

May 9th is Lost Sock Memorial Day. Take all those socks without matches and, in good Memorial spirit, spend a minute reflecting upon how warm and comforting those missing socks were on your stinky toes. Or…

In Africa, there are many people with one leg due to amputations. Now, I’m suggesting we put two problems together and come up with a solution: A new charity called “Odd Socks for Africa”! Who’s with me? If there’s anything worse than having one leg, it’s having the foot on that leg cold.

— Jimmy Carr

(via chrisabigail)
Let’s Play Inverted Chess
(Via Vans)

Let’s Play Inverted Chess

(Via Vans)

I’m wearing two different socks today

outtheother:

I couldn’t find a matching pair of tall black socks this morning.

You can’t see them, because they’re under my knee-high boots, but I still feel disorganized.

I Shift Gears in Thigh-Highs
(via Topman)
Subsequent to a ten minute drunken ogle amongst friends, we’ve also decided they can be two rounded creatures holding hands. Oh, and crabs.

I Shift Gears in Thigh-Highs

(via Topman)

Subsequent to a ten minute drunken ogle amongst friends, we’ve also decided they can be two rounded creatures holding hands. Oh, and crabs.

Feet of the Bumblebee
(via Urban Outfitters)
This is my only Urban pair that hasn’t developed bum-esque toe and heel holes.

Feet of the Bumblebee

(via Urban Outfitters)

This is my only Urban pair that hasn’t developed bum-esque toe and heel holes.